"Only the winners are remembered."

"May the force be with you"-Star Wars (sorry not a big fan, couldn't remember who said it)

"If you've got the heart, you'll succeed to great heights"

"Quit bein a p*ssy"

"Get after it, get in his face"

"All I ate last night was an apple coach, I swear"

"How much you ever today?"

"**** boy how much did you have to eat?"

"Are you hurt or are you injured?"

"It's all about heart"

"It's n*t cuttin time right here fellas"

"Prepare yourself, mommas *ss whoppins were nothin"

"Warning: Objects under this shirt are larger than they appear" ( I wonder if that would sell a lot if it was on underwear???)

"Wrestler by choice, cocky by nature"

"Be kind to animals, kiss a wrestler"

"Wrestler: Animal with an attidude"

"All it takes is all you got"

"You go out there, and you put a good 'ol lickin on him"

*If the cars a rockin don't come a knockin"

"It only hurts for a little bit"

"Be a man, don't rub it"

"Why train for second when first is possible?"

"Taking second is just like taking fourth"

"Get physical out there"

Facts of Life: 1)Rocks are hard. 2)Water is wet. 1)Wrestling is tough.

Strait of the Trevor Herrick Cuff.

"There ain't no rest in wRESTling" - a t-shirt

"Quick, act like your working, coach is looking" - All wrestlers everywhere

"DO THE BUMBLEBEE!!!" - Jhris Cennings

"DO THE BUMBLE BEE" wasnt said by jhris but by the one and only brad johnson

A gold medal is not really made of gold, but is made of sweat, determination and a hard to find alloy called guts.

Go hard or go home.

"There can be only one!"- Highlander

Hey if you are from Maize go talk to Roy Boy he has a lot of good quotes. Talkin about Oeser here. Tell him the Kansas City boys sent you he will know what you mean. He is always good for at least one quote you can't repeat lol.

You know i would ask oeser but some of the quotes arent the very best. Most of his quotes put the person down that he is saying it to.

"Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're probably right." -Jay Lentz

How about: "The Vagisil is in aisle six!!!"-The Coach
or "Quit acting like one, and start kicking them!"-The coach
or "It's not the size of the dog in the fight. It's the size of the sack on the dog!"-The Coach

"excuses are like holes, everyones got one, but they all stink" - Joe Momma

Tougher than a two dollar steak.

It's not who is the strongest but, who is the strongest the longest!!

"he beat him like a rented mule"!

"luck is where preparation meets opportunity"

Here is some more.....
"Can I play Basketball and wrestle?"
"Ride the Bull."
"I forgot my Shoes."
"Who's Next?"
"Champions trian, Losers complain."
"I am really kind of embarrassed."- Cael Sanderson after finding out a bobblehead was being made in his likeness.
"Some people call me a fanatic."-Dan Gable
"It is human nature to look for the easy way of doing things."
"I am sorry for all the times you made me hit you, Sissy"-Urdan Cowboy
"Who's the toughest dog in the yard?"
"Suuuuuuuuuue, Suuuuuuuuuuue!!!!!!"
"Go to a happy place."
My personal favorite........"What did you do in school today?" Response......."Nothing."

This is more of a story but still funny:

When I was wrestling first round at a tournament I got thrown to my back because I was stupid. I pinned the guy within a minute of that but when I walk off the mat the first thing my coach says is "next time just kick me in the balls, it will hurt less and I'll have reason for puking."

If "ifs and buts" were candy and nuts, we would all have a Merry Christmas.

two is not a winner and three nobody remembers