To Whom It May Concern:
Recently there have been some discouraging and disrespectful remarks made on the account of a certain individual. It is the duty of this post to retract any offensive or malignant comments made on our part. The fact of the matter is it was an unfunny joke taken too far and taken far out of context. All apologies from all of us: Pat, Aaron and Mark. We hope this unfortunate occurrence does not hurt our interpersonal and scholastic/team relationships. Again, we sincerely apologize and hope you can accept this.