Post it up, boys and girls. Who wins in the ultimate battle between old school Green Monster Truck and new school dancing chicken? What about the consolation finals between the chow-down gorilla and the waving elephant? Whose avatar takes it? Whose avatar reigns supreme????

(You may vote twice for each topic.)

We're neck and neck right now, but I feel due to your hightend forum popularity you will in the end recieve more votes. I call it the "AHHnold Schwarzenegger for Cahlifornia Governor" effect. So keep in mind votes do not equal supremacy.

Be afraid.

Sounds like someone's a democracy-hating communist....

I think you all have it wrong. Here is how it would go down:

The gorilla would shake pepper into the dancing chiken's eyes. This would blind him causing it to run wildly about, directly in front of the green monster truck. Obvioulsy that would be the end of the chicken.

Next the monster truck would go after the gorilla. As the monster truck speeds toward the gorilla the gorilla would wait patiently. At the last possible moment the gorilla would jump to the side slashing the tires with its knife (like maximus decimus in gladiator). This would cause the truck to roll and burst into flames. The waving elephant does nothing but stand on the side and wave, forfeiting any claim he has at avatar supremacy.

Winner:

Chow down gorilla!

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hey those are great avatars, but I don't think you can mess with the ol saint nick here. I mean just look, he knows when your sleeping, he knows when your awake, he knows if you have been bad or good so be good for goodness sake....sounds like a scary mafia thing or some kind of omnipresent being.....

Hey chicken, I voted for you and my ribs still hurt.

Sweet, thanks coach, sorry about the ribs.

Yo, Wrstler07, who was the 171 for Augusta last year? I can't remember if I wrestled him at Newton or not. Also, David Henning beat me with that crappy inside headlock he did all tournament my junior year. Does he know anything besides that? (Obviously he doesn't need to...he did place...just wondering)

And it's good to see there's some Augusta solidarity. You guys can't hold a candle to the funnyness of Manhappenin', but I'd say you're battling it out for 2nd and 3rd with Norton/Paola.

I wrestled 171 a few times early in the season, but then dropped down to 160 then eventually to 152. I think Travis Camac wrestled 171 for a bit but had knee surgury so I don't know if you would have wrestled him. I think we were open some of the time as well.

Yea, its good to hear Augusta is in the top 3 running, but I agree that we are no where even close to Manhattan. Altough, I do live in Manhattan now, so would I be considered Augusta or Manhattan. I say Augusta, but we might have to break out the rule book on this one. Coach Alley and I are about the only Augustans representing as of late.

We were pretty close on the avatar votes at 8-7, but now you have spread the gap to 11-8. C'mon people, the chicken is where its at.

That's fine, try to get the people's sympathy so they'll vote for you...whatever...

'Tis a pity we didn't get to wrestle when you were 171. Although, it may have been a blessing for the rest of the world. Had we battled, our incredible wits would have collided, forming the Uber-witty wrestler. (A la Captain Planet forming when the kids' rings comine powers.) The match would have been declared a tie, and hilarity would have called off the entire tournament, and possibly the season.

And my vote for worst avatar goes to rocknraider.

...By your powers combined, I am CAPTAIN PLANET!

This is true, our forces combined would create a unstoppable witty forum beast, the likes of which had never been seen before! Its almost scary.

Yes, you'd think a forum regular such as rocknraider, who has 500+ posts, would by now aquired some sort of totally sweet avatar. C'mon rockn' get on it.

ifeelfat, I don't even know what that means, man.

But at least I know how to spell "skulls." Before you insult Prant Garker, you'd better make sure all your spelling is correct. Need I remind you (or one Igel Nisom) that I finished 2nd in the Theodore Roosevelt Elementary spelling bee? I think not.

Now stop eating.

I don't know how you get a dog that's fishing out of a little red diamond...

testing my avatar

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Prant, are definatly tied at 12 a peice right now.

Well, how about this! 14-13, CHICKEN. wOOt.