Top 10 reasons wrestlers are "missing" from meets....

10. Caught Ebola
9. Alien Abduction (needed for Intergalactic Tourney) The Last Starfighter reference, so I'm showing my age!
8. Skydiving Accident
7. Captured by Al Qaeda (had to Jap Whizzer bin Laden to escape)
6. religious pilgrimage weekend
5. forced into witness protection program
4. has decided to wrestle JV the rest of the year
3. shot while trying to escape practice
2. victim of botched ATF raid
1. insert your own outrageous reason here!!!