Jammer can explain that---I think.

Windjammer taught me every thing I know about time travel invisible paint & wrestling in general. THANKS JAMMER!?!?!

I watch threads every day, I see the last names, I know who your children are, I see them place at tournament after tournament, yet I fail to see how this gene pool creates such good wrestlers(when what i expect is a mildy expressionless face with a finger stuck to the second knuckle up a running nose, and a green vapor escaping his singlet from the rear, while he humms the banjo song from deliverence, in between loud yelps for yogurt covered tater totts).....you all must have some good wives.

She is a peach...thanks

Get on up that hill boy---dont say nothin just do it.

I got lucky. I stunned my wife with a stick and married her real fast before she came to. She's a keeper for sure.

hey Patrick, instead of loading the grill into the truck why doesnt everyone just walk across the street from the expo to my house and we can grill and hang out there. just a thought.

it's not fair to talk about all that good tailgate food, when y'all are starvin' yer kids to make weight. i'll take you up on that party across the street though, then i won't be disturbin' any wrastlers tryin' to get a good nights sleep, before hookin' it up. 9 o'clock?, that's too late, donw at the pitt we start tailgatin' at 6am, you have to take a break from drinkin', that's why it's called breakFAST you know!!

I didn't keep track of where Jesse wrestled high school this year. How did he do? Where did he wrestle?

I think someone needs to bring one them deep fat fryers and some bull nuts! That would be tasty in between rounds.

Yeah! Carpe deez nuts!

Perfect response for the perfect post luellen. Owlbacker, now that was some funny stuff. I laughed all the way through your post.

Beeson, quick question for you. Do they play dueling banjos during the parade of champions down in your neck of the woods?

OK - I'll set up a table and volunteer my time as a judge for all you famous BBQers. All samples will be due at the start of weigh-ins Friday night. Just let me know the best location to set up. I may need a few more volunteers to help sample. Consider this thread the OFFICIAL signup sheet for BBQSJ. You can send samples early - just PM me and I'll get you a mailing address.

No...The Champion is the only one that gets to wear his sweats. All the losers wear singlets. As they walk by we shoot the ones in singlets with paintball guns. Your not allowed to shoot the guy in the sweats. The sweats are there just in case of a run away paintball. If this sounds cruel, you should have been there in the days before paintball guns....we just threw rocks.

In all fairness to Jerry Dale he has TRIED to kick the habit several times. I have known him for about four years and I think he has attempted to cease firing up the cancer sticks 27 times! It usually lasts about a week. He claims job stress but we all know it is Wrestling Referee stress that pushes Jerry to spark up another and another and another...I think he chews nicotine gum inside, smokes outside, and wears the patch 7x24!

Does anyone want to have cardboard sledding races down the side of the hill by the Expocenter with me, I wanna go fast?

This may be the best thread in the history of the USAWKS Kids forum, it is so good it has me thinking of coming up for the cookout alone. Here are a few thoughts.



Patrick, what you spend on food, you will be able to afford the trip to Wichita, or wherever else the tournament would be held.



Jerry, Bush isn’t running for president, he got beat, your choice now is Obama or someone else. Personally, I don’t think any of them are worth the price of a hot dog and a bottle of water at the Expo.



Chad, you’re something else you know that. Of course you can Bring your own bologna (to BBQ( and you can chew as long as you are outside, the Expo is not a school facility. Now inside while coaching, it all depends.



Michael, speaking of paint, last week at HS state there was a sign on the door at the Bicentennial Center that Face Painting Not Allowed. Go figure on that one. Don’t know about the Expo though, so just in case, the invisible face painting may be recommended. For a few of those out there, hopefully it causes the face to become invisible as well, count me in on that one.



Actually Owlbacker, we can all be grateful that we are a little west and north of Arkansas, there, the wife is from the same gene pool.



If walking across the street, make sure the crosswalk signs are working. That intersection can get busy.



Thankfully Josh, by the time the BBQ starts, the weigh ins will be over and the wrestlers can participate. Of course I recommend chicken and the beef frys prior to eating anything too greasy.



Actually a great idea Will, in fact if someone brings up the frys (connoisseur term instead of nuts) this would be worth the trip in and of itself, just make sure someone has the hot sauce.



Quick trivia question here, anyone know the name of the real author of that Southern Classic Dueling Banjos? Hint, he played on my former bands first album years ago. The story behind that song made him a millionaire.



Now there is another idea that would get me there and could become a tradition, an annual BBQ contest, of course as long as I attend, assuming I do and with the Beef Frys and now the BBQ contest the odds are shooting up to around 90%, I will assure you, there is only one name to print on that trophy, it is spelled FURCHES. Yep as a real southern boy, I am honored by the comments and awards my BBQ has won. I personally challenge, Sir Richard Salyer and Sporto02 to a BBQ challenge. Loser has to walk around the expo center in a singlet. And btw I do have a Red Team Kansas Wizzers singlet that would fit any one of us.



Back to Jerry and Will again, I for one can verify what Jerry is like when he disagrees with an official. I am honored though, I can still call him friend, other than when he is coaching and I am an official, then it is a “OH My Gosh” moment as an official, “Him again.”



Shake and bake baby. I’ll have my box waxed and ready, no spoilers or box adjustments to be made.

Whew, that was fun and I needed to escape for a few moments, now back to work.

Maybe I should clarify Mike. I meant I would vote for Bush if he could run again (knowing that he couldn't) before I would vote to keep state in Topeka. I probably should have typed slower so that all the conservatives on here could understand, for that I apologize.

Glad you cleared that up before you came wandering thru Andale..............

Owl where do you come up with this stuff?? The sad part about it is your right. This post has really got me thinking. My wife and I are going to have a long talk when I get home tonight!