I think I could pull in some sponsorship money from Wonder Bread, Powerade, Fig Newton, and Big Red. Maybe I can get some pull with Mountain Dew, I know how those boys in the Four State Region like to get all jacked up on Mountain Dew. I'd love to see the boys sporting some sponsors on there singlets like a huge Laughing Clown Malt Liquor logo right on the backside with a big bulbous nose mid rectum. I think that was too much of a description.