Down in the hills we also ate minced ham. Tastes a lot like baloney. Tastes better when fried.

My dad and uncles, products of the great depression in the 30s, called baloney and minced ham sandwiches "WPA Pork Chops"

Have you ever neen to Bolivar, Mo where they have the statue of Simon Bol'i var. How about Versailles, Mo-pronounced Ver Sails--spelled like and named after Versailles in France. And then theres New Madrid (Mad Rid) named after Madrid (Ma drid) in Spain. Before television came to the hills, they spoke better Queen's English then the the English in the UK.