I have always been under the assumption that Chuck Norris is a big sissy, If it was not for the Dodge truck and a gun he would never have won a single showdown. Secret sources close to me say that the "roundhouse kicks" were actually filmed in 4 different stages with a 30 minute break "stalling" between takes, to catch his wind.

Thus Coach Murray, rest assured we should be ok this weekend with no major pandemonium breaking out.

Best of Luck to all non Norris fans