April 13, 2004

"When packing your wrestling bag with granola and sweets for a long saturday tournment make sure you leave room for your shoes and headgear"

Or make somebody carry it. It depends on if you've already made room for your candy and fried chicken.

Also make sure your puddin' cups are stowed carefully. It is totally un-cool to have your tapioca explode all over your headgear!

This is a great quote from the _Iliad_, don't be like that man.

"I hate the man like the very Gates of Death
who says one thing but hides another in his heart."
-Achilles

"Gouch, bite, scratch, scrap, urinate, whatever it takes, do it to win."
-Ben Suh, '03

"Where's the buffet?"
-Mark Robinson, 1986-2004.

April 14 2004

"Cherry Kinshield smells better than it tastes"

"I think I crapped my pants. I guess I should clean it up with a paper towel or something right?"
- Luke Raynor, '03

"Coach, I think I see a ringworm on the mat"-A dumba$$ 7th Grader.

April 15 2004

Rice cakes and marsh-mellows are gods gifts to wrestlers.

No matter the hue of the poo, everyone's **** stinks the same- Head Justice of the Supreme Court

Be sure to wipe good or your drawers will be filled with an untasty chocolate smear

That one was icky fris. Yes, I said icky.

April 28, 2004

When the athletic director and three principals are all familiar with your natural appearance (your naked body) doesn’t make you popular but instead it simply means that you are close on weight on a regular basis.

When you have only wrestled for 1 year and your coach makes you wrestle-off the #1 ranked 171-lb wrestler in the state every week who is 18 yrs old and has wrestled since he was 5, it really doesnt mean your coach hates you, it means that everyone has had a long hard practice and the coaches need to laugh.


By the way the 1-year veteran would be me and the #1 ranked guy would be Justin Stark


(if anyone was wondering)

I remember Stark. That dude was mean looking and a beast. He destroyed Greg Meitl from SMS numerous times.

"If you freak out before the night of weigh ins from severe cutting, then munch on a few ice cubes and watch Conan O'Brien til 5am."
-Ben Suh

If you know you're extremely under weight for weigh-ins (you weigh 90 and wrestle at 103), don't step on the scale carrying a box of donuts and eating a breakfast burrito, you're likely to find your gatorade bottle secretly laced with exlax by the end of the day.

...and I thought the administrators had feelings for me the whole time.

Maybe so but just remember its still the team record

You probably shouldn't take 3-4 back massages from one of your coach's daughters who is one of your stat girls especially when you are a senior, she is a sophomore, your coach and her dad are a pastor. Unfortunately, this happened to Nate Boyd at the Newton Tournament of Champions and/or the state meet and fortunately, nothing else happened. I don't know if I can say the young lady's name, but people that were there know what I am talking about.

HAHA, Nate Boyd, I will always see him as
Party-Boy.

One more thing. You also might not want to make yourself a thong out of those plastic leis you get from Paper Warehouse and then go dance in the stat girls' room at 2 A.M.
Another thing that Nate Boyd did.