You probably shouldn't take 3-4 back massages from one of your coach's daughters who is one of your stat girls especially when you are a senior, she is a sophomore, your coach and her dad are a pastor. Unfortunately, this happened to Nate Boyd at the Newton Tournament of Champions and/or the state meet and fortunately, nothing else happened. I don't know if I can say the young lady's name, but people that were there know what I am talking about.

HAHA, Nate Boyd, I will always see him as
Party-Boy.

One more thing. You also might not want to make yourself a thong out of those plastic leis you get from Paper Warehouse and then go dance in the stat girls' room at 2 A.M.
Another thing that Nate Boyd did.

We want fun 'cos we medically need it!
We want fun either take it, or leave it!
We want fun, and you might as well face it!
We want to have fun, and we want to get wasted!
-Andrew W. K.