Uh-oh, we have a couple comedians in the house, ladies and gents. Egg and mike fairleigh- you crazy, crazy guys.

I was simply stating that Manhattan has been known to churn out good (if annoying) wrestlers, many of whom have the ability to engage in witty banter as well. But you guys were probably too busy Capitalizing unnecessary words and adding. extra periods. to notice. My bad.

While Mill Valley may be a new school, as of right now, their program is middle of the pack at best. If you send your son there, make sure he has a hard head, as assistant coach Male Kann will be pounding on it relentlessly. Plus, if memory serves, they're 4a. (If you want your son to win an individual state title, you may want to enroll him in a 5a school such as Olathe North, KC Turner, or Wyandotte.)

Now if you'll excuse me, I think I'm going to go to bed...still on the Western half of the state in terms of population, as always.

(There are so many swishes in that post! See, illegalhold? I don't lie about the witty banter stuff.)