To all those who hate witty banter:
Chill out! You guys are stressing out way too much about this. I think that Prant, Jhris, Shieber, and everyone else contribute very well to the forum as a whole. In fact, I wouldn't even read half of these topics and absorb/contribute information to them if it weren't for that fact that Prant or someone else had posted. I personally like to hear what they've said and, seeing as how this is a high school forum, he and all others should be able to say what they want. Notice that I said this is a high school forum, not to be confused with a boring old people forum. That is essential to the point I'm trying to make.
Plus, more of you should appreciate our immaculate use of the English language. Without us, the entire art of writing would slowly deteriorate to the point that no one would care, run-on's would prosper, and English teachers weren't appreciated. You don't hate English teachers, do you?