But Prant wouldn't do that to us. He's too beloved! He wouldn't leave his fans! Would he? Speaking of which, he hasn't posted in a while. Come on Prant! Just one word will be enough, one letter, anything! I'm going in to Prant recession.

And post it here, right below this very post of mine. Because this is the real topic. Yeah, Jhris's topic is not the real one. Only this one is. Right here. 100%, Grade 'A', good ol' fashioned original topic. Accept no substitutes.

Pretty please with sugar on top. And a cherry too.