Hey Steve,
I don't agree with everything that the catholic church does, I won't go into that. But I will say that his list was alot cuter and surely more entertaining than your stand up routine. Give it a rest. We need to help get the catholic diocese in KC to stay the hell out of sports (like in the 106# bracket) and quit screwing all the other kids because of their beliefs and get them to worry about more important things of which I won't go into.