No need for a cold shower, and definetly no man crush. I leave that type of nonsense to you Manhattanites.

I have known for some time Dingbat was your older brother.

It was Damon who mentioned his two state championships and that he played in the Shrine Bowl football game. Did not take a rocket scientist to figure it out. I still believe Dingbat is also the missing Super Duper Mystery Man.

I will give you credit for cleverness in editing my original post in the quotation.