Hey Kris, why are you talkin' the smack, eh? I seem to recall winning every single award last night, and being voted a captain. Were you a recipient of anything? I'm afraid not. You are also talking the smack on Lee, which is TOTAL bunk. Lee and myself are buff fellas, fat, but buff none the less. We also placed top 3 at state. You did not. Stop talking. Also, change your name. You're not worthy of the letter switch.

So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet