I guess I just assumed that an INTELLIGENT person wouldn't make false claims just to try and berate someone. I don't feel like arguing about this with you, I think you've pretty much shown what you are all about all by yourself. Congratulations.

By the way if your mom needs a towel I'll be glad to buy her a brand new one and overnight it to her, as an appology on behalf of the good people of Abilene who weren't throwing water.