You got it. If you find a place thats fair, I'll be there. You have to realize buddy, that I do weigh around 235-240, and that I'm 6'3". Quite a bit larger than you. So if you still think that you want to leave the forum forever, it's a deal.

You have to realize, that I practiced with my coaches all year in live wrestling. They are all around your size, so I'm used to wrestling people bigger than me. You have to realize that I am very quick, unlike the big guys you wrestled in high school.

I am a lot quicker than you think. I am also out of shape, so there is your advantage. I do have a few conditions for the match, though. I want a real ref in the proper attire. I want a little kid who runs out on the mat to tap the ref at the end of the periods. I also want cheerleaders shouting in the background for you, so that when I win, I can wink at them. I would also like to tell you that I will take you down at least 3 times before I attempt any kind of pinning combination.

Why stop at three. Why not show me how it feels to be taken down several times? And I'm not too big on the whole cheerleaders thing, I do however like to have statiticians in my corner. To keep track of all my takedowns. And I think we should also have coaches in our corners.

I fellow forum member has suggested Herington as the location, because it is around halfway.

I agree to your terms and I will have a coach, as long as we have a ref dressed correctly and a kid with a towel. I think that I could take you down more, but I don't want to get too tired for the party at your place after the match.

I thought you didn't like this "trashy" area.

Well, you won't come up here, so I have to compromise a little bit. Unless you want to come here, because Manhattan is beautiful all year long.

Being a K-State fan, I do enjoy the place. But I like my area a lot more.

So what's it going to be? Manhattan or a neutral place?

If you can find a place to do it in Manhattan, I'll come up.

the Swayz might be able to ref if it were in Herington, not too far from Chapman.

I wonder if Coach Gonzo would be in my corner.

I can find a place in Manhattan, definitely. I will ask and get back to you soon on where and you can think about when.

You can ask him, he's not my coach.

i can just see the training montage now. Jhris running up a mountain and Curtis chopping wood, all while Survivor plays in the background.

If the mountain is the hill on Claflin before Taco Bell, then yes.

or taco hut, mmmmmmmm.........mexican dinner

I don't have any wood to chop, or a reason to chop it.

So I guess you could say your new name is, Chenowethoutareasontochopwood?

I guess so. Or maybe Chenowethoutwoodtochop.