Bill and Mike--

In this day it is quite suprising
To see such humility after realizing
That mighty Scott City ruled the day,
Much to poor old Nigel's dismay

Your efforts of ranking wrestlers from this state
Is the cause of much heated debate
Yet these blowhards don't realize this task
Is enough to drive a man to the flask

"Rank Dawson!" shouts Nigel, in the weights so tiny
Then when bad things happen, he gets all whiny
"They don't deserve it!" shouts Lucas B Baker
The #2 Abilene excuse maker

How wrong they are, as were you
But at least you've had a bowl of humility stew
You admit your mistakes and move right along
While Nigel and Lucas claim, "The regions were wrong!"

While your poems were nice and humble and fine,
It seems irking Nigel is what has fueled mine
And though your poetry, Bill, sounds quite pretty
Mine, I feel, is ever-so-witty.

*****
This poem dedicated to Boach Clack and Gheodore Teisel.