I once farted so loud during warm-ups that three other teams noticed and laughed...wait make that four teams at the Hays Prairie Classic. But, I have you know..... I have the uncanny ability to make myself fart and its incredible the force ones own sphincter can produce.

I also invented the term "adventure warm up jog." Alex knows all about this one. It's where instead of being a lame, copy-cat, boring loser you guide your team in various paths around the available tournament as opposed to jogging around circles and jumping over innocent little 103 lbers as well as strategically paced chairs.