Dingbat I will do the gallon of milk contest in 40 minutes or less

I might video tape it or do it during school and have Ifeelfat witness or Bo Cephus Witness this event
but your 52 is PATHETIC

Keep talkin'. I want to see the tape.

Ok i will get you the tape right after i complete this feat

There was an japanese chick on TV last night that ate 23 hard-boiled eggs in 2 minutes, and could eat like 67 of them in 15 minutes. (that blows "cool hand luke" out of the water)

That's not impressive, all asians can do that. In fact rocknraider can do that in half the time while juggling ninja stars. It's shweet.

A little birdie told me that dingbat did puke. Not because of the milk, but because his roommate punched him in the gut. I do not know if this true or not, but my source is rather trusted, and no, i cannot reveal his identity. This does not cast doubt on dingbat's accomplishments except for the fact that if he will omit facts on this, he may hav omitted other facts that would take some of the awe away from this feat.

Dingbat: Your fat and you think pulling off the ol' "gallon o milk" challenge in 52 minutes is fast. Last year as a 140 pounded I brought in a gallon of milk to the lunchroom after weigh in. Chugged the entire thing in front of everybody without puking in less than 15 minutes. Although the rest of the day sucked I utilized that calcium to help win the nights dual. Believe it.

LancerM, yet again you are correct. The Japanese are the foremost in the speed and quantity eating circuit, but the Koreans have long been just one step behind the empire of the rising sun. Soon i will fulfill what the prophet foretold me on that cold elementary school carnival nightL: I eat 1,200 hot wings in one sitting while being challenged by three or more 220lb+ men of distinction.

I once spent $26.53 at Taco Bell in one day. I went there 3 times. I spent $11.40 the first time. $6.25 the second time. Finally, I spent $8.88 at around 11:30 p.m. If you do not believe me, just ask Prant, he will tell you that I'm an incredibly fat sack, and that I could eat Taco Bell all day everyday. Oh yeah, Dingfat ate a chalupa that had hair of the four foot tall red-headed cleaning lady in it.

I once at alarge and a medium Godfather's pizza at the buffet, not to include the breadsticks, cheesy-bread, cinna-sticks and Hi-C Pink Lemondade.

I once had 12 large slices of chicken and japeleno pizza. Now stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

i bet you were butt was on fire

I bet it still is.

Dear god fellas, u dont know the half of it. I had to have our 3lber spray my a$$ w/ a hose for a week straight.

Well that's what 103 pounders are for anyways, so it's good that he got a little work in.

Dingbat's feat was incredibly impressive, and I hiiiiiighly doubt any of you could accomplish the same. I don't think you get it: 2% milk, one gallon, less than an hour, you CAN'T PUKE. To think that Fris or Computerized Shoes can do it (in 15 minutes, no less) is absurd. Do you all know how much a gallon of milk is? The big one? Stop your lying.

But that does not change the fact that Ding"I am the eating champion of the world"bat did not even manage to finish his shrimp alfredo from Chili's on Sunday. "I want to save some for laaaater." Save some for later so you can give it to your slavemaster girlfriend? Hmm?

You lose my respect and GAIN one stomach punch. That means I owe you two. It's going to be the best summer ever.

Whaaaaaaat??? Ding-Dong Ditch, you did not finish a simple shrimp afredo from Chili's none the less?? I once respected you and even grew to love you like a she-male life partner, but now its all gone. You were part of something so special, had everything going for you and you decide to throw it all away for the sake of your stomach??? For shame my friend, for shame...

Also, how will you handle at least 50 wings if you can't handle a wimpy pasta dish?

Prant i am doing it this weekend if u want to come watch you are welcome to

Suh, I've had 50 wings stuck in my teeth. And Fris, bring me the tape, and I'll be impressed.

Well, just as a clarification for our competition. Wings in the teeth DON'T count. They must be swallowed.