The toilet is overflowing in the men's room, Will, could you take care of that? But seriously, I like Arby's, and if they pay good, which I'm sure they don't, it's all good. I'll come in some day Nigel, and we can have a good discussion on wrestling.

When do you work next?

I work just about every day 11-2. No they don't pay well but its spending money

Alright, I'll be in sometime.

I'd say it's a date but baker and Wally might get jealous. And Arby's is good, however, their sauce for the mozzarella sticks is weak. But even so it's still not that bad of a sauce. I give it a six.

Im calling you out right here Cennings and the rest of the Fighters.
The place: Overland Park, Kansas
The Reasoning: Because as a freedom fighters, we must test ourselves in all aspects of life.
The time: anytime.
The Lowdown: Wing eating contest sometime before the summer.
The Weapons: Strictly hot wings and a jug of water to cool our blazing tongues.

Also, LancerM is soooo correct. Dont mess with the Eastern side fools(especially JC). Im so rich I dont even drive a car anymore. I utilize the rare and endangered Highlands Zebra to get around campus.

Im calling you out right here Cennings and the rest of the Fighters.
The place: Overland Park, Kansas
The Reasoning: Because as a freedom fighters, we must test ourselves in all aspects of life.
The time: anytime.
The Lowdown: Wing eating contest sometime before the summer.
The Weapons: Strictly hot wings and a jug of water to cool our blazing tongues.

Also, LancerM is soooo correct. Dont mess with the Eastern side fools(especially JC). Im so rich I dont even drive a car anymore. I utilize the elusive and endangered Highlands Zebra to get around campus.

How about you fools make your way to Manhappenin' this Saturday, before Prant has to go back to school? We can eat wings and commit tomfoolery.

Or we can wait until the right day (Tuesday?) in the summer, when the wings are $.10.

Last weekend I became the first person on the planet to successfully complete the Gallon Challenge. I drank a whole gallon of milk in less than 60 minutes without throwing up. So don't even step on any kind of eating challenge.

i think i can beat you on that one milk is my favorite

First off Dingbat, that's a drinking challenge. Completely different.

Second off, yes Prant, it's Tuesday.

Third, we asked first so ha. But how about let's compromise and meet in Lawrence. I'm happy with beating you all there.

Fris--you're retarded. It has nothing to do with your love of lactose. It is all about stomach capacity. I would be surprised if you made it 3/4 of the way through.

MancerL-That drinking challenge shows you the sheer girth of my stomach. Food or not, try this: hold a gallon of milk next to your midsection. Then ask yourself, "could this really fit in there?? " Then ask yourself, "Do I really want to challenge the mighty Dingbat to an eating contest where the loser buys the winner's meal??"

Think about it, man.

The answer is simple: yes. It would definately fit. And yes, I would love to have you buy me lunch. Thank you for offering.

Dingbat whenever you want to take me on in the gallon of milk drinking contest i'm here and ready with a big stomach waiting. As your stomach is still MUCH MUCH bigger than mine because you are extremely fat i think i will be able to stay toe to toe with you and then pull out the big gulp at the end

Try it on your own. My time was 52:20. I have it on video. Bring me a tape of yourself beating that time--check that--bring me a tape of you finishing the 2% in less than an hour. Then I will promote you from dbag to homoqueenbean.

Actually, wings are Monday and Thursday nights here. And Dingfat, I could drink a gallon of milk in half that time. I'll tape it and prove it. I once drank 8 milk cartons in under a minute. I was the 5th grade hero. I can drink anything in any amount.

i've done the milk challenge, last year in english class. My time was less than 51:00 because I was finished before the class was over.
I've also drank a gallon and a half of water in 34:00 (approx., i didn't have a stop watch or a clock with a seconds hand). and dingbat, i do believe after state this year I had 1 more slice of pizza than you. I relize this was not a formal compitition, but I still beat you and everyone else on the team. And Prant, u d-bag, wing night is monday and thursday.

Well here it's Tuesday so I'm going to count it.

I don't like milk so I know for a fact I coulnd't drink a gallon of it, even if it was chocolate.

I think the Manhattan cats are scuuuured Markie Mark. I maybe half the size of these Philistenes, but i will prevail. And Dingbat, ur accomplishment of the gallon challenge is quite impressive. But i once ate 6lbs of vanilla ice cream in one sitting. Also the combo of Korean and American food has trained my stomach to be as tough as steel. I will defeat you all.