How about some of these:
If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public..

Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for..

Since I am a HUGE beavis and butt-head fan here one for the people with braces...
I see you have braces? I have braces too...

Hey Butt-Head what did people do before they invented TV?
Don't be stupid Beavis there's always been TV, there's just more channels now.
Oh yeah, heh heh hehe... progress is cool. Heh hehe heh