A few things:

1) Thank you, wrstlr07, for bringing that hideous abomination to my attention. It has been fixed.

2) Let us not forget that Jhris failed to qualify for state. Had he done so, he presumably would have won at least one match, seeing as how the 4 seed from our region (whom I had previously beaten...) accomplished that feat. And how many points did we lose a state title by that year? 1? Oh that's right. And how many points are awarded for a victory? Two. Hmm, seems as if the regional choking was worse than originally thought....

3) Yes, the snap ruined the ENTIRE game. It had nothing to do with the fact that we had 51 yards of total offense...

4) It wasn't a safety. The snap gave ON an easy touchdown. Get it right.

5) Jhris, you forgot to mention to LancerM that our final match consisted of me getting the royal screwgee by freaking Chelsea. You see, Chelsea could not work a stopwatch, and thus in the period of the whistling blowing, me standing up (Jhris was unable to hold me, and could only push me out of bounds), Jhris stalling and pushing me out of bounds, 20 seconds elapsed. Now, even Jhris admitted quite soon after the match that it was a mistake by the time keeper. But did COACHTWINK AWARD BAD TIME, AS HE SHOULD HAVE??? OF COURSE NOT. BECAUSE HE'S A JERK. But it's cool...I'm over it...totally....

Can you guys tell that Jhris and I have had this argument 10000000 times before? Ha. Good times.