"Sorry Gibby(,) (I) never said I was a(n) English major(,) but you could come down to o'll(spelling - it's "ole", a slang term for old) (A)rk (C)ity an I could give you a lesson on wrestling (,) if you would like (? - separate two questions with the question mark) (D)id I say that right chump(?) And you(')re from topeka (,) you (not you nimrod, "who") was ever any good from their (correct spelling "there")?"
First off Bulldog, you don't have to be an "English major" to know basic grammar skills that are taught at the grade school level. Question marks after questions. Capitalizing the names of towns, especially the one you're from. Your vs. you're. Basic grammar structures taught by 5th grade in every school district across the state - except AC.
Second, history seems to have been a weak point as well. Melvin Douglas, the last Kansan wrestler to make it to the Olympics came from "drum roll please......" Topeka! As you were learning your lines for successful employment, Kansas History went right by you in terms of sport history.
How did the song go again? The one you sing at work? Oh I remember!
"I work at Burger King, Making single Whoppers, I wear paper hats.
"Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that?"
"Ding fries are done, Ding fries are done. I gotta run, I gotta run....."
