Congrats to all members of the Royal and Ancient Order of Steve! Orgasmic, Angry, Canadian and myself are very proud of you all for bringing home the trophies of war to be placed on the altar of victory! We will gather around our championship trophy, and pray over the ripped-out hearts of our vanquished foes .... unless a game of naked frisbee happens to break out and then we will just have to postpone our ususal ritual of eating the hearts. "Good Game!" to our Stephanies, to all our families and to our principal (who should be a RAOS inductee) for their support! Let those who doubted and ridiculed us live with their shame, for We are the champions! and have answered their hollow rantings with silent tongues and deeds of valor! True Story!


"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl harbor?"