If you take the number of girlfriends I had in high school (0) and multiply it by the number of Star Trek TNG season sets I had (3), you get the number of times I placed at state (0). So everyone, get at least one girlfriend (I guess it would be boyfriend for you, Scotty) and get at least one season of Star Trek: TNG and you will place at state!
"I hate basketball! I'd rather watch paint dry!" -- CVHS Wrestling coach Troy Lentz 2005
