If you really want to get big, you should probably come to Fitness Week with Dingbat and myself, held April 3-12. Knowledge of 80s hair bands and Avril Lavigne songs are a requirement, as are funny lifting shirts (preferably sleeveless Mozart shirts) and a bad habit of forming crazy pit stains.

AE Gym shirts, shirts purchased sleeveless, bandanas and camo of any kind will not be tolerated.