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02/02/06 04:11 PM
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Graci wont even beat Matt Hughes, let alone Randy Couture, the Iceman Chuck Liddel or Rich Franklin. Against the likes of Superman or Chuck Norris he is already beat without even showing up.
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Re: Head to Head
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02/02/06 04:22 PM
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I read somewhere that US troops did not find Saddam Hussien in a hole as was previously thought. In actuality, Chuck Norris round house kicked Saddam straight through tthe center of the earth stopping just short of the surface.
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Re: Head to Head
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02/02/06 04:56 PM
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TEAM USA JUDOKA
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Roycie Gracie will tap Matt Hughes out. The iceman Luddel will Knock superman out. Rich Franklin would do the same.
RON HAWTHORNE
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Re: Head to Head
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02/02/06 04:57 PM
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Roycie Gracie will tap Matt Hughes out. The iceman Luddel will Knock superman out. Rich Franklin would do the same.
RON HAWTHORNE
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Re: Head to Head
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02/02/06 05:44 PM
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XGHSWC
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Re: Head to Head
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02/02/06 06:18 PM
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Gus
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero
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Re: Head to Head
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02/02/06 06:18 PM
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Mike Furches
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You guys are leaving out the sleeper of the tournament though. In the 276 movies I have seen him in, I have only seen Steven Segal slapped once. He takes em all out, including Chuck.
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Re: Head to Head
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02/02/06 06:34 PM
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I can do u one better MR. Furches. Phillip Rhee AKA Tommy LEE from all the best of the best movies. He will beat steven Segal and chuck Hands down.
RON HAWTHORNE
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Re: Head to Head
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02/02/06 06:44 PM
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Bit i am realy going to tell you who the real deal is. Every body forgot all about him. (JET LEE) now i don't think any body on that list can hang with him.
RON HAWTHORNE
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Re: Head to Head
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02/02/06 06:53 PM
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Shelstin
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I am willing to bet anything I own that basketball doesn't have a board with a topic even coming close to the intellegence and logic noted here! Oh, by the way, who fights on pay per view Saturday night? I forget.
Rick Cue
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Re: Head to Head
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02/02/06 06:56 PM
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I'm going to mention the Cinderella Story in this group. The one-legged man in a butt-kicken' contest: No other than:
Daniel-san - fighting for the Miagui Dojo
He would Crane Kick all these guys to hell and back. Wax on Wax off Daniel-san.
Don't try to argue with this choice either. Daniel-san will be fighting to honor the memory of the late Mr. Miagui (God Bless you Pat Morita).
Jason Halling
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Re: Head to Head
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02/02/06 07:44 PM
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Gus
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one
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Re: Head to Head
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02/02/06 08:55 PM
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XGHSWC
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Jet Lee, what a joke. Not even Bruce Lee could beat Chuck Norris so how could wannabe Jet Lee.
Now Daniel-san,...there's some competition.
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Re: Head to Head
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02/02/06 09:26 PM
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..Chuck Norris is also an alchemist he can turn lead into gold, just by looking at it with his Chuck Norris sidways squinty glare.
God gave you a body that can take almost anything, its your mind you have to convince -vince lombardi
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Re: Head to Head
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02/02/06 09:54 PM
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Shelstin
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You guys are forgetting the real deal, Jackie Chan!
Rick Cue
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Re: Head to Head
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02/02/06 10:00 PM
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All of these guys lose to the Energizer Bunny after he finally breaks them from going and going and going and.......................................................................................................................
Yours in wrestling,
The Swayz
swayz.wrestling@gmail.com recruiting help, promoting the sport& more!
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Re: Head to Head
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02/02/06 10:06 PM
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...the Energizer Bunny? didnt you hear? he died! some one put his batteries in backwards and he kept coming and coming and coming! :p
God gave you a body that can take almost anything, its your mind you have to convince -vince lombardi
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Re: Head to Head
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02/02/06 10:09 PM
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tuffEnuff2
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..i also heard it was Chuck Norris that did it too!
..this is how it happened..after 4 spinning backfists, a round house, and 3 spinning butterfly kicks...Chuck said...' i'm gonna hit you with so many "Rights", you're gonna beg for a Left! ....then after rendering the Energizer Bunny unconscience, he put his batteries in backwards and he exploded! ...then Chuck secretly and quietly escaped the Viet-cong and returned to the U.S. as the Hero he is today!
God gave you a body that can take almost anything, its your mind you have to convince -vince lombardi
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Re: Head to Head
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02/02/06 10:54 PM
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Mike Furches
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Re: Head to Head
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02/02/06 10:56 PM
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Mike Furches
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