I have been searching the net for ways to defeat Chuck. I know he has some weakness and I will find it. But in the mean time, I thought I would pass this Chuck tidbit along:

"When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's."

Man I wished I could do that! Maybe Frank Drebbin could take Chuck. He KO'ed Mr. Rourk and sent him plunging to the concrete where a car, a marching band and a steam roller commenced to trample poor Rourk into the ground. He could also sing an operatic (is that a word?) National Anthem prior to the match. Daniel-san's a wuss, I'm taking Frank.