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02/03/06 03:16 AM
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Are you guys really by-passing two of the greatest superheros of all time? That's right, my friend, the Underdog and the Super Chicken!
Are you making a POSITIVE difference in the life of kids?
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Re: Head to Head
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02/03/06 04:22 AM
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Jason Halling
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I have been searching the net for ways to defeat Chuck. I know he has some weakness and I will find it. But in the mean time, I thought I would pass this Chuck tidbit along:
"When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's."
Man I wished I could do that! Maybe Frank Drebbin could take Chuck. He KO'ed Mr. Rourk and sent him plunging to the concrete where a car, a marching band and a steam roller commenced to trample poor Rourk into the ground. He could also sing an operatic (is that a word?) National Anthem prior to the match. Daniel-san's a wuss, I'm taking Frank.
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Re: Head to Head
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02/03/06 04:43 AM
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Re: Head to Head
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02/03/06 06:33 AM
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Curtis Chenoweth
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Curtis Chenoweth
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Re: Head to Head
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02/03/06 06:34 AM
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Curtis Chenoweth
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And after watching the last one, Mr. Rogers takes the 1 seed!
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Re: Head to Head
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02/03/06 12:43 PM
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Mike Furches
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Actually in the end he don't. I think we have to go with Salyer at that point.
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Re: Head to Head
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02/03/06 04:26 PM
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I think that Norris deserves the 1 seed. However we are leaving out at least 3 major competitors. The muscles from Brussel Jean Claude van Damm, The Power Rangers and definately John friggin Wayne
Baxter, Baxter is that you? Bark twice if your in Milwaukee.
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Re: Head to Head
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02/03/06 05:11 PM
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Gus
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dont forget Darth Vader. He will force choke everyone out
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Re: Head to Head
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02/03/06 05:43 PM
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XGHSWC
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Vader is not force choking the Master of all Masters, Yoda.
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Re: Head to Head
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02/03/06 05:54 PM
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Where would Arnold "The Terminator" Schwarzenanger fit in here? I would think he's got to be one of the top seeds....
Alex R. Ryan
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Re: Head to Head
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02/03/06 06:03 PM
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Ron James
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Captain Underpants would make a strong showing also.
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Re: Head to Head
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02/03/06 06:35 PM
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TEAM USA JUDOKA
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I think the Undertaker would clean house. Just as well the Steve blackman.
RON HAWTHORNE
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Re: Head to Head
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02/03/06 07:45 PM
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RJW1
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Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Re: Head to Head
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02/03/06 07:50 PM
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Gus
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Re: Head to Head
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02/04/06 03:52 AM
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Donkey Kong vs. King Kong for a Ding Dong
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Re: Head to Head
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02/04/06 03:54 AM
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XGHSWC
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The Incredible Hulk vs. The Thing
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Re: Head to Head
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02/04/06 03:56 AM
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Re: Head to Head
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02/04/06 03:59 AM
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The All-Time Strong Man Popeye vs. All Comers
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Re: Head to Head
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02/04/06 05:46 AM
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What about Captain Planet? I watched that show quite a bit when I was little and i don't ever recall him ever being defeated..do you think that Chuck Norris can beat earth, fire, wind, water, and most important..heart? I think not
Oh well, **** happens and life goes on
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Re: Head to Head
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02/04/06 06:15 AM
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Ryan Jilka
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Stretch Armstrong. I cut that dude and he didn't even bleed!
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