Looking through the weight loss thread made me think about some of the great stories wrestlers use when they don't make weight.

The two classics that come to mind are: 1) The kid that hit a five pound growth spurt over the weekend and 2) The "All I had was one ice cube but I gained three pounds."

Please share the other great lines you've heard.

Oh yeah, the "I didn't think water weighed anything because it doesn't have any calories" is sweeeeeeet!