I accept your pathetic challenge. But, under a few conditions.

1. I choose the ref.
2. I choose the venue.
3. You have to wear a pink singlet. I wear lime green.
4. We eat Taco Bell/Be super-hilarious after the match.
5. Damon is fat.

So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet