Jhris, you hit the nail right on the head. (Which is weird, because normally you're so dumb...) I was just about to bust out a man-crush designation.

It's kind of like in elementary school, where you like a girl, so you beat the crap out of her. In this case, Computerized Shoes decides the only way to get attention from Jhris is to attack him. Sad, really.

Computerized Shoes, I really did enjoy your posts up until this recent destroy-Jhris phase. Let's take that negative energy and collectively channel it to a place where it can be most effective--like Nigel's house.