Home runs in Junction City don't count. The altitude makes the air thinner.

And Jhris, did you ever win Intramural Basketball Player of the Week honors for dropping 22 (like it was hot) on Fat Smail's team? Because I did. Did you ever win an Intramural Basketball B Division Championship? Because Below The Rim did.

Boach and Jhris, as you can see, I am not only a master on the mat, but a ruler of the roundball as well.

And I beat Dingbat in push-up/booty-up basketball. How were those 15 diamonds from my downtown bomb, Dingbat? You likey? Your butt still sore?