I don't believe I've ever witnessed the grand sight of an "easy moose-knuckle access singlet." I think this would look quite dapper draped on my masculine physique. Also, I hope no wrestlers decide to take this singlet hiking trend to the extreme and give themselves spandex man-thongs.

P.S. Doug Hoover was another singlet hiking perpetrator.

"To the hip hop, the hippity hop, the hip hop dippity dee" (Rapper's Delight, Sugarhill Gang, circa 1983)