Now, Jhris, that was just uncalled for. The forum is not a place to pick up chicks. And I believe you mean, "With whom are you going to Prom?"
You do, however, get more ladies than anyone should. It is inexplicable, what with your chest hair, gut, and sandy demeanor.
However, I will agree with your assertion on Plattner. For someone who was 10-0 coming in, I was expecting more.