My ideal finals singlet, assuming that I can make the finals someday, would be very sweet. It wouldn't really be a singlet at all, thought, but...... I would probably start off with a Burger King kids hat. Then, I might wear a band-aid under my right eye to be "Nelly". My shirt of choice might be a Brittany Spears shirt, because I love her. My pants would probably be long johns because those are warm in the winter, and thats important. Finally, my footwear, I would wear my taped up shoes that are infamous to anyone who has seen me. I've had them since 8th grade and gone through a lot of dog poop with those shoes, they're my favorite.

So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet