Prant,

Sir, I belive your assertion on the topic of "Worst Shoes" (with the record going to Boach Clack) is entirely inaccurate. Obviously, you have never seen, nor smelled the shoes of Nate Boyd. Mr. Boyd's shoes posses possibly the worst smell ever. In fact, his shoes are so strong and have such a lingering affect that it is possible, you might have caught a whiff at the Leavenworth Tournament early in the season, and have brought the odor back to Manhattan, where it will consequently eat away at you olfactory capacities until your sense of smell is virtually nonexistent.

Sincerely,
Quarreem Santangelo