Man, this thread is a CLASSIC. I just read through the whole thing and wet myself due to intense laughter. How I had forgotten the hilarity of T. Tuckness, Quarreem Santangelo, BKP#2, and others. Wow.

Now I have some new (or revised) awards:
Still worst shoes: Boach Clack
Best type of toast: Burnt
Best animated avatar: Tie between Coachtwink and Pennywise#2 (sorry wrstler07...you get the bronze.)
Most square-shaped: Boach Clack
Hottest wife: Coachtwink
Best 'bert': Philbert
Best sly return to forum: Jhris Cennings (Good to have you back, buddy)
Worst sly return to forum: Captainforumfreedom
Best at digging up old, hilarious topics: Wrstler07
Best monster truck color: Green

There you have it, boys and girls.