Worst posts in general: Palm pilot

Prant,

Sir, I belive your assertion on the topic of "Worst Shoes" (with the record going to Boach Clack) is entirely inaccurate. Obviously, you have never seen, nor smelled the shoes of Nate Boyd. Mr. Boyd's shoes posses possibly the worst smell ever. In fact, his shoes are so strong and have such a lingering affect that it is possible, you might have caught a whiff at the Leavenworth Tournament early in the season, and have brought the odor back to Manhattan, where it will consequently eat away at you olfactory capacities until your sense of smell is virtually nonexistent.

Sincerely,
Quarreem Santangelo

Oh no, I'm not talking about stench at all. In fact, Boach Clack's shoes could smell like flowers and would still win the award.

You see, Boach Clack's footwear is not bad-smelling, but hideous to the eyes. Boach's shoes are yellow, teal, and pink. Roach Con also has these same shoes, but he is not square in shape or intimidating in nature, like Boach Clack. It is for these reasons that Boach Clack (a graduate of Modell School) holds the record for Worst Shoes.

Understood.

Worst smelling shoes: Nate Boyd

But how can you dislike yellow, teal, and pink. You sure wouldn't fit in at Olathe East, because as a matter of fact those are our school colors. I'm assuming that these shoes are the Adidas ones, correct?

most hated: anyone from Schlagle

people that make you want to pad lock you wrestling bag: any one from crimedotte county.

Big knee pads is an acquaintance of mine and gave me his full blessing to become bkp#2, as long as I gave credit where it is due with the #2 at the end. You stole the banana without providing proper credit to the original owner. I agree with the bsp#1 props. Very creativ. Also, did you say "basketball jersey"?!?

I was just reviewing some old topics and I found this classic. Thought it would bring back some fond memories to those who have been around for a while and havn't been booted.

Anyone have any new awards to give?

Record number of posts: rocknraider

I did some extensive research and found some the first 10 members to the forum, their number of posts, and the date of their most recent post. Kind interesting. I guess.

First 10 Forum members and their posts:

1- Dallase - 2 - Last post not available
2- Mike Juby - 241 - Sept 9, 2003
3- Kathy Juby - 8 - Apr 11, 2003
4- Brix - 5 - Feb 19, 2002
5- a wrestler - 3 - Nov 11, 2001
6- Caleb - 0 -
7- Kit Harris - 69 - Aug 15, 2003
8- SWC#1 - 1 - Mar 25, 2002
9- Bob Bovaird - 0 -
10- BESTVIKEMOM - 1 - July 26, 2001

First 10 member with most posts and most recent post: Mike Juby

First 10 member with most posts and most recent post who is not a moderator: Kit Harris

Newest Member: member no. 2205 registered today Oct 7, 2003 - Uhl03

There it is.

best fourm name: danceswithcheese

Man, this thread is a CLASSIC. I just read through the whole thing and wet myself due to intense laughter. How I had forgotten the hilarity of T. Tuckness, Quarreem Santangelo, BKP#2, and others. Wow.

Now I have some new (or revised) awards:
Still worst shoes: Boach Clack
Best type of toast: Burnt
Best animated avatar: Tie between Coachtwink and Pennywise#2 (sorry wrstler07...you get the bronze.)
Most square-shaped: Boach Clack
Hottest wife: Coachtwink
Best 'bert': Philbert
Best sly return to forum: Jhris Cennings (Good to have you back, buddy)
Worst sly return to forum: Captainforumfreedom
Best at digging up old, hilarious topics: Wrstler07
Best monster truck color: Green

There you have it, boys and girls.

Oh, and....

Worst security: Elite
Funniest guy named after big trees: Sequoya Hill

I say we hold a recall election on best Avatar. My vote goes to wrstler07, because you gotta love dancing chickens.

I second mamasawn's motion to recount.

If it is a tie between coachtwink and pennywise#2, I would assume that is a tie for first place. This would make me second place therefore earning a Silver medal.

Tied for First???
My gorilla is chowing down, pennywise#2's elephant is just waving!! What we need to settle this once and for all is an avatar royal rumble. I definitely think my gorilla would kick the happy little elephant's butt.


Prant: My wife is flattered at the nod, but seriously man she is not interested in you.

Prant: Why weren't you in the IM wrestling tourney?? Was there a fiddlin' concert or did you have play practice?

Why was I not in the tourney? Because I don't go to K-State, you fool. Didn't you notice the sudden decrease in coolness in the entire state when I left at the end of August? Surely you noticed....

Plus, as I have stated numerous times, I am retired. Completely. This isn't Michael Jordan retired. This is NotPuttingOnThePurpleBootsiesAnymore retired.

I have to concentrate all my energies on wooing your hot wife.

P.S. You think your gorilla has a chance against my monster truck???? Oooooooh, he has a fooork....please. Vroom vroom, baby. Green monster truck hands down.

I believe my chicken would arise victorious in a royal avatar rumble.

In a battle with coachtwink's who obviously has a huge size/strenth advantage, the chicken goes into "Jean Claude Van Damme in Bloodsport versus the huge asian guy" mode, to pull out a win.

The chicken is a shoeend to beat the elephant because while he is standing there waving, my chicken is delivering devestating "Kah-rah-tay" kicks to his blubbery abdomen until he's nothing but a heap of bawling elephant.

And in the battle of the chicken and the Green monster truck, I must rely on the chicken's extreme stamina and quick moves. Due to the monster truck's low gear ratio this causes very slow acceleration so as the chicken can begin to run in circles at a higher rate of speed than the truck as to not get crushed. Once the truck has reached a high enough speed, due to the lift kit that the truck has, it is very top-heavy, causing the big green truck to roll landing in the fetal position in defeat.

So you see my chicken avatar although aparently small and weak, is accually the Rocky Balboa of avatars.

"YO ADRIANNE!!"

That's right the wrstler07 chicken eats lightening and craps thunder. The perfect combination of cunning, agility and groovy dance moves. I think he would even get more chicks(notice the pun) than either the hairy gorilla, the fat elephant, or the ugly green monster truck. The chicken could probably even woo coachtwinks' hot wife.

After another round of Mamasawn mama-fawning over Wrstler07's avatar, I was just about to point out that we may have another possible Man Crush on our hands...However, he completely turned the tables by making fun of ToachCwink and his hot wife.

Nice, Mamasawn. Nice.

i did what u asked prant and found no link or option for a image for an avatar