... or Artie Johnson playing the dirty-old-man!

dom asks, "do you believe in the hereafter little lady?"

the buxom young thing says, "why yes, yes I do!"

dom says, "then you know what I'm here after!!"

You guys are dinosaurs.

American History must have been easy for you guys seeing as how you only had to learn 13 state capitals.

... and it really helps that you were born while the Earth was still cooling!

... and I remember having "smoking patios" at the high school. Not for adults mind you ... but for the students!

...now we have daycare centers.

... for the teachers kids?

I remember when in Junior High we use to have "jock checks."

... and for a week during gym we did military drills!

Do you remember the poor guy that had the cream analgesic rubbed into his jock strap? Then telling him the only thing that would stop the burn was a hot shower. Or if you were really mean you used Nair hair remover, this was very traumatic to a 14 year old.

Yes, I recall puberty as quite a hair raising experience!

i remember a kid back in high school who put Nair on his face because he said he wouldn't have to shave as often (he looked like he had to shave maybe once a month). the next day at school he had rashes all over his face and neck because the Nair irritated and burnt his skin.

I won't ever forget first shaving my head and trying to be lazy. I used Nair on my head and what a rash. I don't know what was worse, the burn or Ms. Jenni and Coach Ed laughing at me so much for such a stupid thing on my part.

It tells us just how tough those who use it are!

Mike, that's why i follow my simple philosophy of not cutting my hair or shaving in general. i can now probably get a role in a riccola commercial with the way that i look.