Originally posted by Ryan Jilka:
Chase,
Thanks for the props. I am older than Ren and Stimpy, and they actually learned the move from me. Anyone that doubts the effectiveness of my flying butt scissors has never face Jaba the Butt on the mat! Furthermore, I use the Hungarian version. Once you are further along in your Jedi studies I will demonstrate the Mongolian Flying Butt Scissors (illegal in 230 countries). Of course at that point, you will have to register your glutes as deadly weapons.
Stop trying to prove your "manliness" or lack thereof to me or I'm going to going to have to ding you for an unsportsmanlike penalty.
