Originally posted by Ryan Jilka:
Chase,
Thanks for the props. I am older than Ren and Stimpy, and they actually learned the move from me. Anyone that doubts the effectiveness of my flying butt scissors has never face Jaba the Butt on the mat! Furthermore, I use the Hungarian version. Once you are further along in your Jedi studies I will demonstrate the Mongolian Flying Butt Scissors (illegal in 230 countries). Of course at that point, you will have to register your glutes as deadly weapons.
Hugarian version...now I know where the little twist to it comes from...I have heard tales of that move since I was a lower case g training in the slums of Thai-Land...they say you must acquire a Jedi Master to master its power...I have now found that Jedi Master and you will aid me to becoming a big G so that I can use the force and bring justice to the criminals of my once home land Bang kok...
