The following posts are completely unsolicited and will consist of funny jokes and witty banter, if at all possible.

We'll start with the first match, Joe Dubuque (Indiana University) vs. Troy Nickerson (Cornell University).

1) I didn't get to see Nickerson wrestle when Cornell came to Hofstra for a dual, because our 125 pounder is dumb and gets bad grades.
2) Nickerson looks skinny.
3) Dubuque impressed me with his riding last night.
4) He also impressed me with how ugly he is. It's almost like he belongs in one of P.T. Barnum's museums.
5) All refs are being recorded tonight--I wish we could record Igel Nisom when he refs, or SichardDRalyer when he...is condescending to everyone he works with, wherever he works.
6) Dubuque seems kind of like a jerk...but he impressed me.
7) One of the coaches (not sure which team) had one of the most hideous 1980s ties I've ever seen.*

*Note: Prant is a tie enthusiast.