I was looking at singlets on ebay and came across JHris trying to sell his highschool singlet.

Hurry up everyone and put in your bids!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=15671&item=3906771810&rd=1

I'll take no less than one million dollars for that. I also noticed that Wally has an uncontrollable man-crush on me. He often posts about me.

Your right, I just can't help myself.

Kind of like yours on Nigel.

Everyone knows that Nigel is the one with the man-crush on me. You new people will have to work hard on catching up with what's going on.

Wow, that singlet is cut to near-Doug Hoover standards!! Maybe the latex would prevent you from acquiring herpes from certain individuals...

If twice = often, then I guess go ahead and flatter yourself.

You just made it number three. You love me. Don't be upset about it. Accept the man-crush.

I just thought that was a Manhattan singlet, that's all!

You did it again. This is a very serious man-crush.

Also, if you're interesting in buying my singlet, I'll throw in a free autograph. Also, that's me posing in it.

If thats you, I'm dissappointed. From all I've read, I was under the impression you had man-boobs

If by man boobs, you mean super hot muscular pecks with lots of hair, then yes.

Wally, between the man-crush and latex singlet (that didn't just find itself), I'm left to wander; "Where's the beaver?"

Nicely said Jilka. Well Wally, we're waiting?

I'm sure if we seperate Jhris' moms fat rolls, we might find a beaver in there somewhere.

And on that note, this topic will shrivel up and die. :rolleyes:

Whats wrong Jhris? Is your fat mother off limits?

Actually, she belongs to JP. Sorry Wally. How's June by the way? I always loved the way she looks in a dress with an apron.

No, but being unfunny should be off-limits, Wally. And maybe you didn't catch it from the others but why were you looking at latex singlets like that? Perhaps you were looking for an outfit that would impress Jhris so that you could act on you man-crush?

Oooooh Wally is this true? I sure hope so.

wally...the only beaver on here is between your legs

True.

Very true. *Swish* for you. A well earned one I might add.

"Very true" and "*swish* for you" rhymed. I didn't mean to do that.

Which gives me an idea. Perhaps Wally should write Jhris a poem too, to go with his new outfit. That's probably the only thing that would aptly profess the intensity of this man-crush. It's getting to be kinda creepy. I wonder how long Wally was sitting and reading everything Jhris said before he finally started to talk to him. Man-crushes like this don't just develop overnight.

LancerM I theorize he has been following our fat friend for quite some time. Admit it dude, u want the Manhattanian's wang.

The name Wally sorta creeps me out too. Reminds me of Wally Cleaver and thats never good when someone is reminded of that demonic child actor.

Wally has a mix between trying to be funny and being really creepy. I don't like it Wally, not one bit.

Agreed. Maybe your brother and him can have a UFC death match? I know its a random thought, but none the less is worth mentioning.

No doubt. Drew would own him, fat guy style.

Ick! Glad to see there were no bids as of yet. I wonder if there are laws regarding selling this kind of stuff without a release from those that were filmed.