"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middlle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

Cool If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

Oh my God. This guy is a raving lunatic. Ignorant, egocentric bigots like this are the reason why the rest of the nation thinks that Kansas is full of redneck idiots.

Maybe they're right.

Actually Robin Williams, who the quote is from is a rather popular comic and actor. Mr. Avallone is just quoting Robin Williams, who by the way, is considered by many more of a liberal than a conservative. I don't know if this is really from Robin Williams or not, maybe somebody can check it out with truth or fiction or something.

Robin Williams or not, it is still a quote from a closed-minded bigot. Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't people usually quote others when they agree with the original quote?

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Holy cow, forgive me for having a sense of humor.
Just because I thought some of it was funny does not mean I want to see them implemented. I just got a chuckle out of it and thought other people might as well.

You have nothing to be forgiven about. If the Missouri Pirate did not like what he was reading he could have stopped. Oh and by the way Mr. Pirate, Mr. Avallone would be an Oklahoma Redneck, I'm a Kansas Redneck.

Is this Robin Williams Peace Plan or was it pinned by T.S. Garp?

T.S. Garp? What does the "T.S." stand for?

Do you want the line from the movie? According to Garp, the TS stands for various things such as Totally Sexy, Terrible Sad, etc.

But according to his Momma it stands for Tech Sargeant (the sperm donor)