Mr. Garker has joined the Peace Corps and is leaving for Thailand in the morning and he really does have a girl friend! I saw her with my own eyes (she's hot) that’s as interesting as it get's this week! Wait till after Newton... se ya there.
I almost fell for the supposed Prant girlfriend trick too. It is kind of the opposite of a magician making an elephant disappear. As with most optical illusions I can't quite explain how he is making this attractive apparition appear, but I know in my gut that it can't be true.
See ya at Newton!