The odds are currently being put down for the first USAWKS poster to reach the 5,000 mark. This incredible feet will result in the winner being named the first The Mat King. Odds are being given on the top 5 posters, feel free to make comment or project predections on your own. Odds and projections are as follows.

Currently at 4575 The Swayz.
Odds: 2-1
History: Recently has been slacking off, he is the odds on favorite though because; he is after all in the lead. When he hits the spurts he is capable of watch out. One can learn from past history on this poster, that the likely 5,000th post will be informative, and well worth the read.

Currently at 4096 RichardDSalyer
Odds: 3-1
History: Recently he has been moving away from what he is commonly known as, the King of Cut and Paste with actually making comment on some of the threads. Salyer is a sleeper and while staying hidden most of the time he is a formable foe when it comes to making posts.

Currently at 2995 Mike Furches
Odds 8-1
History, can get on a tangent, and while he may not have the most posts, he may likely have the most words with the longest winded posts. He is an outsider looking in though.

Currently at 2088 Bronco Wrestler, (AKA Alex Ryan)
Odds 267,138-1
History: Once a forum regular this poster hasn't been seen in some time. It is feared that this former regular is long gone, but there remains some hope.

Currently at 1683 usawks1
Odds: 958-1
History: Randy Hinderliter may not be in the lead, he may not be the first to reach The Mat King status, but he is definitely one of the favorite posters. Most every post is worth the read and to the point. While he may be number 5 in the rankings he has attributes that each of the top 5 could learn from.

Who will win the coveted title The Mat King? Stay tuned, watch out, and let's get it on!

I feel so left out...

You're not top 5 buddy, get to posting. Hint, cut and paste.

Cool topic! Where can I go to place a bet? Is there some off-shore site??

Yea off Lake Oologah's shore, at Almost Cherokee Casino, will be taking the bets down from the Wichita area this week. Of course, tampering with the posts numbers will disqualify all bets.

Barring a distraction from his love for womens basketball, the Swayz should win this with half his brain tied behind his back. Richard's outside chance is limited by the fact that he only knows 179 additional facts. That would still leave him 300 posts short. I suggest we bronze the 5000th post and submit it to Gonzalez for consideration to the KS Wrestling Hall of Fame.

That could leave some of the posters well possibly a poster, up in arms.

You do have to keep in mind the fact I've been a member of this board about a third of the time you top 5 have been...

Too bad, I have been a member almost a year longer than Mr. Salyer and he still has more than 1,000 more than me. Length of time don't matter, you will have to get busy and go for the 10,000 club

It's because I'm handicapped now isn't it...

yea I'm a oldie on the board but just with not much to say unless its comical...

... the way I see it is that now, you have ... tiiimmmeeee is on (your) side, yes it is!

Yes it is, but will he come runnin back?

BTW Curtis, you just need to get on board and make meaningless posts, you know the kind that don't have any value, that is unless you consider having some fun and building relationships of value.

Or basically what Furches is trying to say:

"Go ahead and prove to eveyone that you have no life and sit and wait for someone to post to just have something to say..."

Just had to shoot this one in the rib there Furchie

Ouch!

... oh snap ... wait, am I trying to artifically build my total?

There is nothing artificial about intelligent conversation.

































But for some reason I don't think this fits that category.

and there is nothing intelligent about artificial conversation?

and there's nothing conversation about intelligent artificial

hmmm, that one didnt really work did it? made no sense.